Welcome to Great Bend, Kansas, 1875. A lawless frontier town filled with desperate men and loose women. A place where the whores are harder than the whiskey and the whiskey is dryer than the whores. A town that was caught up in a whirlwind of chaos, crime, and disorder, until the day HE came to town. Sheriff John Henry Hoyle: Law Man, Harvard Man, Whore Loving Man.

My name is Ezrah Toliver Homestead, host of this newfangled machine called the Radio, and I will transmit to you through mysterious radio waves my interview with Great Bend's Newest and somehow still living Sheriff, John Henry Holye and his Loyal Dim-Witted Deputy, Eli Brocias.

So join me, your host Ezrah Toliver Homestead, our co-host, Nurse Chlamydia Jane, and our sponsor, a man simply known as Badger, From Badger's Erotic Bleach Baths; for a stirring hour of savage frontier tales told to you by Great Bends Whore Loving Lawmen, Sheriff John Henry Holye and Deputy Eli Brocias.

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